Why do men have a "WTF" look when they see female executives

Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it! It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is. We want women.

Seinfeld

Men try to have a good career, put in a lot of hard work, make a lot of money, and be executives, bosses. Why? To impress women, because women care about that in a man.

Now you'd say, so symetrically, women would want to become executives in order to impress men, right? Well, the thing is, men don't give a damn about that. Trust me, we don't.

Women need to like the job of the guy they're with. If they don't like the job, they don't like the guy. Men know this. Which is why we make up the phony, bogus names for the jobs that we have. “Well, right now, I'm the regional management supervisor. I'm in development, research, consulting...” Men on the other hand — if they are physically attracted to a woman — are not that concerned with her job. Are we? Men don't really care. Men'll just go, “Really? Slaughterhouse? Is that where you work? That sounds interesting. So whaddaya got a big cleaver there? You're just lopping their heads off? That sounds great! Listen, why don't you shower up, and we'll get some burgers and catch a movie.”

Seinfeld

2009-04-03