Princess

Another plank to the understanding of the Matrix...

Princess. No coincidence that same word is used here.

So the other night we were at that chébran place in Piogre. We somehow managed to sit at a table with world-class lassies. So you guys rockers, she says. Nah, we ain't rockers. What are you? Me asks. We? We princesses she replies. And she was. Her skin was obviously photoshopped. Unapproachable and unaffordable.

So what's the point? The point is, beautiful women become arrogant, ignorant and superficial, because they don't need to be kind, smart or interesting. They know too well that they can treat people like shit, but everyone will lick their boots nonetheless. They don't need to study, read or whatever. All they gotta do is spend their day photoshopping their skin.

So what to do? Well the basic instinct with princesses is to treat them like, well, princesseses. To kneel at their feet and offer yourself in eternal serfdom to them. Why doesn't that work, whereas the Soral method does? The answer is hard to grasp yet obvious: princesses don't sleep with peasants. In a world where perception of things matters a lot more than the things themselves, you are a princess because you're perceived as one, and you are a peasant if you act like one.

So as long as you treat her as the princess she is, you shall be merely a peasant to her. To break the spell, you gotta stop being nice to her. Treat her as shit.

But then again, do you really want that kinda bitch?

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Stewie: Hey, babe, we going out Saturday night?
Olivia: Stewie, what are you doing here? I told you, I'm just into a different type of guy.
Stewie: Oh yeah? I'll tell you what you're into. Being ugly.
Olivia: Stewie, you're being mean.
Stewie: No. If I was being mean, I would have said, “Oh hey, Ray Liotta. Is Olivia home? Oh, wait. You're Olivia. I thought you were Ray Liotta, because your skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash.”
[Olivia begins to weep.]
Stewie: So, I'll pick you up at seven?
Olivia: [Still weeping] That sounds wonderful.

2008-01-19