Like I was saying!
RANCHER BOB And in here, boys and girls, we have our... veal ranch. You see, with veal the whole key is keepin' the cows chained so they can't walk around or get any exercise. That way, their muscle tissue stays soft, and makes for tender veal.
STAN Wait a minute. Veal is... little baby cows??
RANCHER BOB Yessir.
KYLE Then why the hell do they call it "veal"??
RANCHER BOB Well, if we called it "little baby cow" people might not eat it.
2009-03-04