It's not you, it's me

GWEN: I'm sorry George.
GEORGE: I don't understand things were going so great. What happened? Something must have happened.
GWEN: It's not you, it's me.
GEORGE: You're giving me the "it's not you, it's me" routine? I invented "it's not you, it's me". Nobody tells me it's them not me, if it's anybody it's me.
GWEN: All right, George, it's you.
GEORGE: You're *damn* right it's me.
GWEN: I was just trying to...
GEORGE: I know what you were trying to do. Nobody does it better than me.
GWEN: I'm sure you do it very well.
GEORGE: Yes well unfortunately you'll never get the chance to find out.

2008-09-26