Turion's blog

Back to basics

Once in a while, you gotta write about the things that really matter. So here we are: inconsistencies in Seinfeld. The list may be updated if I find more.

    • ELAINE (to Jerry): Do you go in the shower? JERRY: No, never. ELAINE (to Kramer): Do you? KRAMER: I take baths. (season 5, episode 17, The Wife)
    • KRAMER: I just took a bath, Jerry. A bath? JERRY: No good? KRAMER: It's disgusting. I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth. All kinds of microscopic parasites and organisms having sex all around me. (season 7, episode 16,The Shower Head)
    • ESTELLE: (screaming) Oh my God! (she enters holding a small packet) This was in our bed. FRANK: (taking the packet) What is this? (accusingly to George) A prophylactic wrapper?! (season 5, episode 10, The Cigar Store Indian)
    • KRAMER: Hey Frank, you got two beds in here. FRANK: That's right. That's me on the left. KRAMER: So, you sleep in separate beds. FRANK: Thirty years ago, we came to an agreement. It was the only way I could get some rest. (season 8, episode 12, The Money)

2009-02-10

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